Monday, September 29, 2008

marshmallowwww !

bah! IH paper was horrible. like horrible horrible. like as horrible as not having internet access in my room! ok maybe even more horrible than that :O

yeahs, i completely blanked out when i got the paper, so it's more or less a DOOMED thing. and chinese... was hard. i think i might have wrote out of point, but then again, i wrote so little theres no point anyway.

right, lame.

anyway, i finally read a fanfic again, after like so freakin long. which is good :D

but my idiot of a sis wont let me have breaking dawn, so i can't finish the book. bah. talk about showing me paradise and then burning it down. and one of these days, i'm gonna figure out how to write text on my umbrella without it turning runny or being washed away. like its ok to walk in the rain when it's just a light drizzle, but when it's like shoes falling down from the sky, then it's just plain stupid. bah, what is it with men and masochism. so yes, one fine rainy day i am going to use my umbrella and i will proudly display the words i ain't got no y-chromosomes.

watching my sis do sit-ups
is like watching a marshmallow fold and recoil

Friday, September 26, 2008

random again

ok so i've wasted my entire day doing more or less nothing and i'm back to blogging again. zzz. but how i wish i was born like... earlier :( like maybe in the 60s 70s. mood rings and disco balls are all so fun. and my gosh, WHITE LION ! (L)

if i'd been alive in the 80s i would have died to go to one of their concerts. all the great rock music, tight pants, amazing guitar solos and guys with long hair ;)

white lion forever ! \m/

Has anyone heard the tales you tell
Or seen the scars you wear
Did anyone speak up when you fell
Does anybody care

Rise again little fighter
And let the world know the reason why
Shine again little fighter
And dont let 'em end the things you do

so utterly bored

rawr. i have nothing to do even though there's so much homework/mugging to do. anw, the fengshui or whatever in my house is seriously screwed.

my dad was playing virtual golf with the playstation last night. like one of those things where you swing this small contraption and the screen shows what happens. then my mum was reading scary books with titles like the everything guide to raising teenagers and so sexy so soon. which is seriously scarier than my dad swinging at imaginary balls.

a green umbrella is flying around in the front porch o.O

right so now i'm bored again... ok i shall rant about height. see, being tall is good cause you can wear long pants without having to fold the legs up. like that makes shopping and dressing up so much easier. also, people have a tendency to pat short people on the head. so, if you were like taller, you can do the patting (and whacking). (it saves a lot of brain cells, seriously.) then there's the whole fresher air thing. when you're tall, you can laugh at all the people squished into an mrt carriage with someone else's hair in their mouths. and being tall = longer legs = longer stride = walk faster. and for someone who's more or less always late (like me), that is very important. and really being tall means you don't have to wear heels to loom over people, and thats good for your achilles heel.

oh yes. i think me and ying were discussing why guys are so obsessed with boobs and asses when we were waiting for the mrt yday. personally, i think guys are obsessed with asses cause they look like boobs. but seriously, despite the fact that the school makes us write crap chinese compos about how inner beauty is the most important, outer beauty is like bzzack important too.

let's have a case study. take for example the typical male teenager, also known as a walking bag of hormones. see, if this weird ugly girl goes up to a guy and asks him to carry her books, he probably wont (but that could also be because he died of a heart attack or something). but say if some dishy dirtbag like jessica culver does the same thing, he'll probably be more than willing to carry her too.

my point is, to always have your way in life, outer beauty is important. bzzack. ok that made very little sense, but it did take up like 7mins of my time (i type slow, shoot me) so goal achieved.

now i just have to figure out what to do with the next gabillion minutes in my utterly miserably boring life. bahs.

Laugh until your face aches.
Cry until you start to shake.
Live like the world’s yours to take.
Love as though your heart won’t break.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

randomly high

Q: Why did the bird cross the street?

A: To run away from Kai.

and that, is a real life recount of what happened today.

contact lenses :X

heehees. got a pair of monthly contact lenses today, and thanks to the fact that ying is such an influential person (ahem), they were free :D but the thing is, my eyes are freakin dry so contacts dont really work. but it's an interesting experience ;)

and i need to buy sneakers! the adidas campus looks really cool, but... i don't know :(

anyway, went with ying to the central library to *cough* study today, but i don't think we accomplished much studying. phooey. oh and speaking of buying stuff, i wanna buy those aladdin pants look alikes too ! hehs.

so much shopping to do, but so little time (and money).

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil shudders and says… ‘Oh crap… She’s awake!!’

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

argh ! stupid beetle !


adsense !

in a (not so ) valiant attempt to earn some cash, i added this ad thing. its over at the top left corner but i have no idea how to use it. then again, i doubt you people will even click on the ads. sigh, you just broke my teeny tiny heart. (not so subtle hint here)

and a human's heart really is small, like in proportion to the rest of the body.

regardless, ate yoghurt today... again. i see where all my pocket money is going to. i mean, paya lebar is like this evil ring of doom. the uh entrance hall(?) is sort of ring shaped so when you step in, to your left is macdonalds. to the left of that is kfc. that's one side of the ring. the other side is yogurt, aka scoops+slurps, and then if you ignore the stationery shop, then it's waffle factory. and the food is everywhere. if you go down the escalator, you see a blasted food court, which has really good curry btw.

come to think of it, it would be really creepy if i weren't so busy being hungry.

oh and in the end, i got my mum a rose for her birthday. i suppose that's better than nothing, but i guess it shouldn't have been so last minute and all.

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over.
Out on the edge you see all kinds of things
you can't see from the center.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

bad day / good day?

gahs. the melamine in milk products thing is just... sad. my parents aren't letting me drink milk anymore cause of that thing :( but i drink HL milk, and it's not like one of those that were found to be contaminated. bah. what am i gonna drink with my oreos?

but yeah, ok lame stuff aside. i can't imagine all those babies, with like kidney stones. and 4 have died o.O it's just... sad. life is sad sometimes. i pity the parents. like if you just became parents, and you have this beautiful baby, but then suddenly he/she gets kidney stones cause of some milk you gave to him/her. and it's just... sad.

oh and those rabbit sweets, me and my mum have been eating them since forever. and they were found to have melamine. don't eat them!

and since i've finally crawled out from under my rock, i read the newspapers today. that whole complicated bank going bankrupt thing is just... sad too. lehman brothers yeah, and there was this consultant from there who was quoted in our IH readings o.O but not the point. again, it must be really damn sad when you're like old and 50, 60 plus and you trust the bank with your life savings and suddenly, bam, it's all gone. god, working your life away so that you can enjoy your retirement and suddenly...

life is really sad.

on the bright side, i got a tablet today. a really small and lousy one, but a tablet none-the-less. and somehow i feel guilty for being happy just now, when so many people are having such a horrible time. but what can being sad too do to help?

then again... sigh. i miss christy. prince gave my sis the scratching post treatment today. for some reason, i feel vaguely... gleeful. and mean. sigh, my sadistic tendencies. and i'll always have two cats, even if my sis tells me otherwise.

we all are a little damaged.
some of us hide it better than others,
but on some level we are all torn up.
we take it out on others and beat through life carrying it all,
and we will end up damaging someone else.
and most of the time we won't even notice or bother to care,
because we are busy with our own little disaster.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

skin change!

right, so much for simple skins. i'm not sure whether i like this skin or not, but *shrug* the image is weird... and the codes too, but im inspiration-less.

and i'm not supposed to skin cause of exams, but what the heck, even if i dont skin i'm not studying so its better to skin than waste time ye?


Tuesday, September 16, 2008


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Monday, September 15, 2008


hahas. blew another five bucks on yoghurt at paya lebar today. ohh there goes my (non-existent) camera fund. anyway, there was this new shop called waffle factory and omgosh the food looked good ! like oreo waffles honey stars waffles cookie crisps waffles and all sort of evil delights. *faints* but the best thing is, they have a $1 off thing for students if you buy like a main course kinda thing. and that would basically be stuff like spaghetti etc and omg CURRY BAKED RICE. *faints*

right. anyway, i just realised that edward cullen's birthday is like 20 june 1901. which is rather cool. june babies rock :D mwahahaha.

sometimes to keep it together,
you have to leave it alone.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

reach carnival!

i can't believe i rolled out of bed at 5.30am today. so freakin early! but yeah, went with ying and bea to the reach carnival at east coast. and ying and i rollerskated so much. my legs are gonna fall off :(

and i have blisters the size of russia! blisters! my gosh. like after i took off my skates, a fold of skin had been pushed up so the sole of my feet felt damn tight. i wonder if that's what people do for face lifts. it must really hurt o.O

and blisters are formed when there's like friction. and then it keeps rubbing on the skin and you get a friction burn. then the outer layer separates from the inner layers (that freaky fold) and lymph fluid fills up the space in between. eeee!

and its on both feet. bah!

anyway, had dinner at that place called something hong kong cafe. and i had like, curry la mian, which is basically la mian drowned in curry sauce with chicken and potatoes. in one word, it's evil. but what the hell, i can never resist good curry. like everytime i go there, i have something with curry. bahs!

warning: the following paragraphs might be... slightly disturbing. read at your own risk :D

(gahs, you know your hormones are in overload when you start noticing random guys on the street)

anyway, i saw this... eye catching guy today. at like raffles place there. he had black neck-long hair that was tied back in a loose ponytail (oooo~!) and was kinda tall and all. and he was carrying a guitar and was wearing faded ripped jeans (thank god no skinnys) and sneakers. i'd have to say, he looked good ;)

oh and on the mrt, there was this other guy, who to a normal person would be fairly hot (but sadly not to me, cause he was sort of lacking the long hair) and he was reading some thick chim book on something about the internet. woohoo, yay for hot geeks! :D


Wednesday, September 10, 2008


WHAT?!! why is my itunes store pastel pink?!

bother bother bother hahaha !

wheeee~! i found this really cool site today :D its called albino blacksheep. like yay, sheep rule! hahas. and i found some fun stuff on the site. here's one where this guy changed the word wand to wang for the first harry potter book. heh heh. and just fyi, wang has the same meaning as walao (which i have so gladly enlightened jo and ying to ;D). for those still unfamiliar, the term is slang for a certain part of the human anatomy that only males tend to have, regardless of size.


"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything"

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls.

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

hahas. vaguely traumatising, vaguely lame. but hey, when in doubt, follow the one that's lame :D (it's a quote from back spin :D and i still like myron better than win. phooey!)

so yeah, the rest of the site aint as uh sick as what i pasted. i was just being the usual kai ;) so go visit the site or something, it's kinda cool.

oh, but before i go ciao (which i still cant pronouce), click the link for a cute potter puppet pals flash animation. and beware, there's no stop button for some reason. so yeahs, it'll just keep replaying until you close the window. (be glad i didn't embed it here. it doesn't have a start button too. (in other words, it'll just start playing -.-))

ha. brackets in a bracket. i need to quit being so long winded.

ciao :D

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

roarr !

went to science center today, but the thing ended so late that i didn't have time to play around with the exhibits :(

and now, i'm freakin sleepy for some reason. sigh. chem quiz tmr, chinese ting xie tmr, ih mock test tmr. wish me luck man, tmr is gonna be a longgg day.

oh look, it's a giant farting dinosaur !
(and it moves !)

Monday, September 08, 2008

movies !

eeps. i just realised that the release date for harry potter and the half-blood prince has been pushed back to 17 july 2009. and that's the USA release date, so who knows when it'll show in singapore :(

on the bright side, twilight is coming out 25 december ! but gosh, that's later than the US release date by like, 1 whole month! bah!

so i'm not sure if robert pattinson can pull off edward cullen's role in the movie, but *shrug* i mean, the one time i think i've seen him act was in harry potter and the triwizard tournament. and he sort of died not long into the movie. so yeah, not really much of an acting opportunity. but i don't really like kristen stewart as bella. she just doesn't look like how i pictured her. regardless, twilight's another movie i'm looking forward to.

vampires are hot ;)

Saturday, September 06, 2008

reality sucks

last night reminded me why i wanted to learn lucid dreaming. but then again, that would just make life so much more unbearable.

but depressing thoughts aside, i didnt do any work today. ok so that's rather depressing too. scrap that.

hmms. everytime i look at my list of skins in the blogskins profile page, i realise i've gotten lazier and lazier. like i used to spend forever on a skin. i wonder when that changed.

nevertheless, skinning is not a major matter now. i'm not gonna skin for another long while... probably until december. hmms yep yep. right now, it's the non-existant (humour me. i'm still in denial) EOYs and the bimbo project. gahs, and ying plans to teach me to bake. i fear that i might blow up her kitchen. but then again, what are the chances of that happening? i'm not that hopeless, i hope.

bloop. for some reason, vicky looks extremely beautiful today.

Sleep opens within us an inn for phantoms.
In the morning we must sweep out the shadows.

Friday, September 05, 2008


yeps, it's post TWO HUNDRED YO! 200. it's amazing, life changing, monumental, epic, legendary; it brings tears to my eyes every time i think about it.

yeah right.

ok, the melodrama aside, its the effing end of the hols ! god, and i spent it reading twilight. i seriously need to acquire a copy of the next book. acquire, big chim word. i'm a suppa geek ! right. i'm having violent mood swings at the moment and i think it must be because of the fangirling i did yesterday with ying and jess. guess what, we were fangirling about LOTR. or rather, they were. and i just pretended to be all-knowing (which translates into i have no idea what they were saying as i've never read the goddamn books).

so yes, right now i'm taking a plunge along my limitless emotional range (hah -.-) and i diagnose it as a delayed side effect from last night's estrogen rush. yep, fangirling is good for the soul. guys should try it once in awhile. probably better than steroids, at least it doesnt shrink balls.

so... where have i digressed too? who cares. i'm going to ramble today because it's creepy when your grandma has that thing people call a life and you don't.

right. so i skipped through thursday doing a little shopping and then reading twilight. denial's always the first stage. no i don't have EOYs, and no school's never starting again. (i'm sure someone with higher morals than me, like winky, will come along and tell me i should be careful what i wish for. or joey could be bored and decide to screw with my head)

and today is friday. sadly. so usual waking up issues aside, i dragged my sorry sleep-deprived ass to school today for chinese SIA presentation and then math remedial. where we promptly dialled KFC delivery and ordered lots of popcorn chicken. (hell if maths doesn't succeed in killing us, call in the calvary) anyway, math was rather helpful i suppose, but i'm still going to screw up my EOYs if i dont start mugging soon. and for some reason, i can't bring myself to care. yet.

there hasn't been one day since you left that
i haven't fought the urge to put you back into my life

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Air Guitar

man, my dad killed the internet last night. and now that i've survived one internet-less night, i realised something. i'll die without google. yeah, google of all things. but last night, i would turn to my com and think lets google this and then i'll realise that the internet's dead. phooey.

but i'll have nightmares of high heels and hairless chihuahuas if i didn't have itunes. and seriously, they are a lot scrarier than death. oh but no worries, with the bimbo project in place, hopefully they won't be so scary anymore. and gahs, i'm just a bucketful of wit today, arent i? and if you can't tell, i'm being sarcastic -.-

bzzz. i need to do work but since im ace-ing procrastination 101, i shall rant about... yesterday. basically went to school at an unearthly hour for physics supp, then had a IH lecture that rendered me brainless for... an indefinite amount of time. after that had lunch with ying and joey, then popped over to joey's house with ying. where i subsequently got badly trashed in word games. brainless, see?

and then, (while i was still brainless) me and ying fooled around like complete retards while joey just laughed at us. aye, brainlessness is dangerous.

after that... well... let's just say it's all part of ying's plan to stop me from being a couch potato. except that one, i spend most of my time in this extremely posterior-unfriendly chair (which i predict i will break soon) and two, i love potatoes.

"bah, whatever that means"

and now ying has brainwashed me with myron bolitar and winsdor horne lockwood the third books. gahs.

this is how you pull off the air guitar.
form an ok sign with your hand...

and fan your groin.

i just love my sense of humour, don't you?

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

photoshop... is amazing

no i havent had a breakthrough with my ipod design, but this was so cool that i had to post it.

CLICK: don't worry it's not porn

hehs. and go bounce sheep. they're so cute :P


waaaa~! i'm feeling extremely depressed at the state of my ipod design. it's like... so freakin ugly. and i spent like 3 hours on it and i only did the back. which sucks. sigh.

anyway, i found this really cute skin today. like click on the sheep!

heh heh. sheep rule :D
(and ipod designs suck)