rawr. i have nothing to do even though there's so much homework/mugging to do. anw, the fengshui or whatever in my house is seriously screwed.
my dad was playing virtual golf with the playstation last night. like one of those things where you swing this small contraption and the screen shows what happens. then my mum was reading scary books with titles like the everything guide to raising teenagers and so sexy so soon. which is seriously scarier than my dad swinging at imaginary balls.
a green umbrella is flying around in the front porch o.O
right so now i'm bored again... ok i shall rant about height. see, being tall is good cause you can wear long pants without having to fold the legs up. like that makes shopping and dressing up so much easier. also, people have a tendency to pat short people on the head. so, if you were like taller, you can do the patting (and whacking). (it saves a lot of brain cells, seriously.) then there's the whole fresher air thing. when you're tall, you can laugh at all the people squished into an mrt carriage with someone else's hair in their mouths. and being tall = longer legs = longer stride = walk faster. and for someone who's more or less always late (like me), that is very important. and really being tall means you don't have to wear heels to loom over people, and thats good for your achilles heel.
oh yes. i think me and ying were discussing why guys are so obsessed with boobs and asses when we were waiting for the mrt yday. personally, i think guys are obsessed with asses cause they look like boobs. but seriously, despite the fact that the school makes us write crap chinese compos about how inner beauty is the most important, outer beauty is like bzzack important too.
let's have a case study. take for example the typical male teenager, also known as a walking bag of hormones. see, if this weird ugly girl goes up to a guy and asks him to carry her books, he probably wont (but that could also be because he died of a heart attack or something). but say if some dishy dirtbag like jessica culver does the same thing, he'll probably be more than willing to carry her too.
my point is, to always have your way in life, outer beauty is important. bzzack. ok that made very little sense, but it did take up like 7mins of my time (i type slow, shoot me) so goal achieved.
now i just have to figure out what to do with the next gabillion minutes in my utterly miserably boring life. bahs.
Laugh until your face aches.
Cry until you start to shake.
Live like the world’s yours to take.
Love as though your heart won’t break.
