wheeee~! i found this really cool site today :D its called albino blacksheep. like yay, sheep rule! hahas. and i found some fun stuff on the site. here's one where this guy changed the word wand to wang for the first harry potter book. heh heh. and just fyi, wang has the same meaning as walao (which i have so gladly enlightened jo and ying to ;D). for those still unfamiliar, the term is slang for a certain part of the human anatomy that only males tend to have, regardless of size.
hehs.
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"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything"
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls.
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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hahas. vaguely traumatising, vaguely lame. but hey, when in doubt, follow the one that's lame :D (it's a quote from back spin :D and i still like myron better than win. phooey!)
so yeah, the rest of the site aint as uh sick as what i pasted. i was just being the usual kai ;) so go visit the site or something, it's kinda cool.
oh, but before i go ciao (which i still cant pronouce), click the link for a cute potter puppet pals flash animation. and beware, there's no stop button for some reason. so yeahs, it'll just keep replaying until you close the window. (be glad i didn't embed it here. it doesn't have a start button too. (in other words, it'll just start playing -.-))
ha. brackets in a bracket. i need to quit being so long winded.
ciao :D
