so, after two years of using my long-past-retirement nokia 6280, i've finally gotten a new phone. it's the LG renoir KC910, and the functions and all are kinda cool. but all the happiness was kinda killed when the screen protector decided to give me a real hard time. ah you piss off. so after eons are fighting a losing battle, it's still misaligned and has lots of dog fur stuck to it. urgh. 5 dogs = a lot of fur. i just hope i don't kill the touch screen any time soon.
and for some reason, i've been sneezing like shit today. at the rate i'm going, i should have had my first orgasm ever by now, if the myth about each sneeze being 1/8 of an orgasm is true. then again, i'm only 15 and i'd rather have my first one somewhere exotic... like the moon. and so, abstinence is key, and i shall wait until humans have set up a habitable environment on that giant lump of space cheese.
gah. i think the fact that my cold's back has screwed up my head. but that reminds me. apparently someone signed up for this site called sggirls.com which is basically... a virtual red light district. like come on, their slogan is oriental and beautiful and the homepage is splattered with pictures of girls. i suppose they'd rather you come but urgh. and for some reason i find it extremely amusing that the forum is full of guys looking for girls and talk of wands and wanking. so, to whoever signed up as ignitionedge using my email, thanks for the few minutes of entertainment.
oh, and now that i have a phone with an 8 megapixel camera, you just might start seeing pictures on this blog. but till then, i shall leave you with your disturbed thoughts and go finish my stupid panadol cold extra.
Perspective on life according to George Constanza
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating...then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen.
