Monday, August 25, 2008

OH THUMB

like ow ow ow. i just like clamped my left thumb just now. and it hurts. man to think they used to clamp all your fingers as torture in ancient china. like ouch. and pulling you finger nails off :X

anw, the BIMBO PROJECT is on! hahas. IOW, i shall now strive to turn bimb for the pure fun of it. mwahahaha. ouch. its weird not being able to type with my thumb. i keep missing the spaces. youknowlikethis.

zzz. and school today was like... blah. everyday is so blah. and oh dear dear dear. IS THE GUASHA ESSAY DUE? :X

oh but assembly was scary. it was about skin conditions that teens can get, which was really uh... enlightening. i mean, like fungus infections. and warts. AHHH~! i swear i will like uhhh. hmms what can i do? :X

the nerves in my thumb are all still wonky. i cant imagine not having a thumb o.O for one, juggling wud be like almost impossible, not that i can do it now, thumbs intact and all. gahh so much homework. and FENGSHUI.

oh about the acne thing, did you know fengshui(i think) has stuff about acne too! like its basically for relationships (heh heh heh) if you have acne at like your inner brow ends, it means you two would get into fights for no reason and both will have really bad tempers. tsk tsk.

if the acne's right between the brows, then both will have short tempers and you would try to pick on your other half's mistake as often as you can.

if it's on the nose bridge, then basically you guys would fight all day.

if it's on the nose bone, then you two will get sick together. like one will fall sick and then pass it to the other but thankfully it's nothing too serious.

if it's on the inner eye corner, then oooo there might be a love triangleeeee.

for the outer eye corner it's fights also which will basically put your physical and mental health at stake.

if it's upper lip... well it's rather bad. well to certain people it would be but yeah, this is a sign of a bad sex life :X

oh but of course, this only applies for certain ages :D like the right between your eyebrows one is 28, other eyebrow stuff are for those 31 -34, the eyes 35 -40, nose 41 -44 and oops. the upper lip one is at any age. heh heh. so, the moral of the story is... WASH YOUR FACE. (i should so practise what i preach)

boo. what a long and boring post. but i figured posting stuff about the top 4 breast shapes in fengshui wudnt be very appropriate. but for the record, this book on fengshui says the best is bowl shape (slightly sagging but symmetrical round breasts), followed by a A-cup, C-cup or above and finally, B-cup. oh and flat boobs or those pointing sideways are bad news, like you'll have bad marriage luck :X