la dee do dee dah :D i'm vaguely high, cause i just finished another skin. heh heh heh. but i don't think i'll be using it, cause the posts space is too narrow. but it reminds me a lot of chinese painting, which i don't think mrs teo has returned to us. my purple flowers~! heh.
oh and i was looking through my old random notebooks, and i found something highly amusing.
presenting... (insert title here :D)
harry potter was in the zoo
where he was accused of doing voodoo
because a snake came out and said boo
and everybody ran into the loo
lying in his cupboard snoring
harry potter received a calling
he was so shocked he stopping breathing
and uncle vernon ran around freaking
uncle vernon hid them in a hut
but hagrid blew the door apart
dudley was so scared he clutched his heart
and a tail popped up from his butt
hagrid took harry to diagon alley
where he was suddenly struck silly
because malfoy looked so girly (heh heh heh)
and ollivander mentioned lily
on the first september
he met ron and his mother
as well as hermione granger
and they all shrieked "harry potter!"
ron took out his wand and gave a bellow
"sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
but scabbers remained the same ol' fellow
at hogwarts he met the sorting hat
which started talking from where it sat
malfoy acted like a brat
and snape looked like an oversized bat (hey!)
harry and co. got into gryffindor
and ron weasley ate more and more
they climbed so many stairs before reaching their floor
where peeves chased them through their common room door
the next day he met professor snape (yay snape!)
who thought he was a blundering ape
and snape swept around with his billowing cape
which left the class gaping in his wake (that's right! bow down and kiss his feet!)
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hahas. that rediculous thing was by me and ying in sec 2 but unfortunately, it ends there. oh and the stuff in brackets are just me being unable to resist making comments. anw, woohoo~! snape is hot!
hahas. ok time for bath. toodles.
